RV Rental

Memories! That's what life is made of, right? Lasting memories are made in our RV, aptly named... ahem... Divorce Court. 

Spend some time in Divorce Court! Nothing like some good fresh air, mosquitoes, and flies to restore your relationship and rekindle that romantic spark. Miss Sherrie, my wife of 42 years, and I have outfitted our motor home for couples. 

It's simple to operate. Guys, if you can drive a pickup truck, you can drive this. If not, your wife will tell you how to drive it: (Do you have to get so close to the yellow line? Why are you driving so close to the edge of the road? Don’t you think you should turn on your lights? Don’t go so fast? This is taking forever. Can’t you drive faster? You didn’t use your turn signal. Are you trying to hit every pothole? Did you see that beautiful mountain over there? Hey! Don’t take your eyes off of the road. You’re going to miss your turn! Don’t you think you should get over in the other lane!) Sure, none of these are grounds for going to court, but just wait until she is directing you how to backup into your campsite!

Good basic, simple RV. Clean, well maintained with all the comforts of home. Our RV is not complicated so you can spend more time having fun rubbing each other down with mosquito repellent and playing fruit fly badminton and less time setting up and tearing down. If this sounds like as much fun to you as it does to my wife and me, give me a holler.

This information will help. Please review it and call me if you’d like (615) 815-7151 or send an email to me at jack@mrjack.us and I’ll help you with the details, final pricing and, if you know when you’d like to travel, I’ll check availability. 

• Daily rental is $188
• Stinky Poo Service: Upon return, we will empty and sanitize all tanks - $150
• Peace of mind insurance packages (your choice) range from $30 to $50 per day. After you choose the package that best suits you, the amount will be added to your total.

What’s included?

• Bed & Bath Package: No charge. Bath towels (2), hand towels (2), sheet set, pillows, pillowcases, bedspread, extra blanket, toilet paper (one roll per day). Must return in good condition (well, everything except the toilet paper).
• Kitchen Package: No charge. Plates, pots, pans, coffee pot, dish towels (2), utensils, paper towels, dish soap, broom. Must return in good condition.
• Outdoor Comfort & Convenience Package: No charge. Camp chairs (2), patio rug, grill, charcoal, grilling tools.
• Mileage: No charge for up to 100 miles per day. Additional miles can be pre-paid at $0.35/mile. We need to work on this, so we have a more realistic number. 
• Generator: No charge for up to 4 hours per day. Additional hours are $3/hour.

You can see more on our YouTube channel: Mr. Jack’s Journey